I recently decided that I have been single long enough and I am ready to be open to dating again. As a person who has spent the last couple years into not dating and avoiding giving the impression at all that I would be interested this is a big change. I guess it is time to stop putting off tweezing the unruly bushes I call eye brows and maybe even get out of my pajamas.
So here I am meeting guys and doing my best to not be covered in food finger prints and spit up and guys feel the need to say things that I know are completely false. Lies like "looks don't matter" and "I really like you" face it guys those lines are old and over used time to come up with something new. If looks really don't matter to you I will come on the first date in my tattered jeans, tshirt, flip flops, and with my hair thrown into a 30 second pony tail possibly without even being brushed. The "I really like you" is garbage because you just barely met me two days ago and you know nothing about me.
Why can't guys just say it like it is? Tell me that my 10 month old saved a couple cheerios in my hair and I have bags under my eyes big enough to pack a family of 6 in. Tell me that I am really boring and suck at small talk. Tell me that you would rather wrestle an alligator than mingle at the park with me and my two boys. Just don't feed me your lines that I see right through it is just insulting to my intelligence.
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